Touched By Jesus

What is Touched By Jesus?

Great sex or forced rape, used by the rapist or by the victim at the police station the next day.

1.Wow! I feel like i was touched by jesus

2e here love and be touched by jesus (Rape)

3.He said to me would i like to be touched by jesus, sob sob.

Bouncy Ball Tale

1. A recounting of an imaginary encounter (portrayed as fact) by a liberal moonbatbetween themselves and a conservative in which the latter..

Backdoor Poof

1. A homosexual who enjoys getting pumped in the ass.They will sleep with any male of any species and often have little boy fetishes.They..

Do A Linford

1. this is when you need to get somewhere very quickly or get away from somewhere very quickly. ive got the flag boys im doin a linford..

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