What is Touched Cloth?
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To Have your shit touch your pants.
Ryan: Oh dear Josh, I have shat myself and I think that the poo has stained my lovely new y-fronts from M&S.
Josh: You mean you have touched cloth?
Ryan: Yes I shouldn't eat shit from public toilets.
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2.
To Touch Cloth is to have one's poo-poo touch your underpants and leave a stain. It it's slightly more high brow than just to say "UGH I shat my boxers blud."
Ryan: Oh No I can feel my poo touching my lovely new y-front for the charity bin.
Josh: My word man you've touched cloth.
Ryan: *slaps Face* oh my god
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