Touched Cloth

What is Touched Cloth?


1.

To Have your shit touch your pants.

Ryan: Oh dear Josh, I have shat myself and I think that the poo has stained my lovely new y-fronts from M&S.

Josh: You mean you have touched cloth?

Ryan: Yes I shouldn't eat shit from public toilets.

See touch, cloth, turd, shit

2.

To Touch Cloth is to have one's poo-poo touch your underpants and leave a stain. It it's slightly more high brow than just to say "UGH I shat my boxers blud."

Ryan: Oh No I can feel my poo touching my lovely new y-front for the charity bin.

Josh: My word man you've touched cloth.

Ryan: *slaps Face* oh my god

See touch, cloth, gay, shat, pants


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