Touched The Floor

What is Touched The Floor?

From professional cycling. A euphemism for crashing while riding a bike. Used to downplay the effects of crashing such as road rash.

He was chugging along the street at 25 mph when he hit a pool of water, lost control of the bike, and touched the floor.

See crash, accident, eat it, wreck, road rash

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