What is Touched The Floor?
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From professional cycling. A euphemism for crashing while riding a bike. Used to downplay the effects of crashing such as
He was chugging along the street at 25 mph when he hit a pool of water, lost control of the bike, and touched the floor.
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Yet another example of the "Sofa King" joke. Only this time, it sounds a bit more awkward, but it's less likely to be th..
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To shit dicks means to be very angry, or upset
"when she twisted my nipple i shit dicks!"
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