What is Touched The Floor?
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From professional cycling. A euphemism for crashing while riding a bike. Used to downplay the effects of crashing such as
He was chugging along the street at 25 mph when he hit a pool of water, lost control of the bike, and touched the floor.
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A sexual fantasy a man wishes to enact upon a female.
Damn, I'd like to go guardian nairb on that chick.
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Another and better way to say unintelligent/Dim
Andy that was unwittyful of you to say that!..