Touches Kids

What is Touches Kids?

1.

Any object, event or other thing that is so awful, so unpleasant or of such poor quality that if it were a person it would actually interfere with small children.

"Hey Bob, have you heard Pink's new album?"

"No way Joey, she's fucking shit. ALL her music touches kids".

Typically used when something is so bad it not only sucks cock and blows goats, it touches kids as well.

See blows goats, sucks cock, bites, sucks balls, shit, crap, rubbish
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