Touching France

What is Touching France?


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The act of putting one finger up the 'pink' and the other the 'stink' and pressing them together so that all that is dividing them is a thin wall.

Reminiscent of the time when the Channel Tunnel was nearly completed and the English engineers 'touched hands' with the French engineers behind the rock.

It got rather kinky last night with my wife Barbara. I was touching France while we embraced and she was putty in my hands.

See bowling, fingering, double trouble, touching the void


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