What is Touching Silk?
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When one desperately needs a poo shite, crap, jobby, turd etc that the poo starts to exit the anal hole and just starts to touch the underwear. Sometimes leads to bacon strips if not released quick enough.
"Man, I need the toilet, I'm touching silk here!"
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Forgetting where you put your stash, even before you get stoned.
Dave is so preefergetful sometimes; that water pipe was right in front..