Touching Silk

What is Touching Silk?


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When one desperately needs a poo shite, crap, jobby, turd etc that the poo starts to exit the anal hole and just starts to touch the underwear. Sometimes leads to bacon strips if not released quick enough.

"Man, I need the toilet, I'm touching silk here!"

See poo, bacon strips, shit, jobby, silk


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