Touching The Cloth

What is Touching The Cloth?

When you have to crap so bad, it feels like the turd is already touching your drawers.

"Dude, we gotta find a bathroom. I'm touching the cloth!"

Bird Burglar

1. UK: He who covets or steals another man's spouse (or 'bird' in the argot of UK working/underclass males). Cuckold: My wi..

Reverse Stranger [stranger]

1. A masturbation technique used only by the savviest of males. Simply place your weak hand on a chair and sit on it for 5 minutes (righti..

Chezzle

1. The flap of skin between the shaft of the penis and the scrotum. Often used in an insulting way. Oh, you can just go chomp on my chezz..

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