Touching The Cloth

What is Touching The Cloth?

When you have to crap so bad, it feels like the turd is already touching your drawers.

"Dude, we gotta find a bathroom. I'm touching the cloth!"

J.o.p.d.

1. jack offs per day; amount of times you masturbate "Over the summer, I was averaging j.o.p.d." See masturbation, jack off, m..

Butchers

1. Cockney rhyming slang for look (butchers hook) have a butchers at this for me 2. An adaptation of the cockney Rhyming Slang "Buc..

Verbing

1. Verbing: v 1. Taking a word that is not a verb and turning it into a verb by adding -ing to the end. Comes from the latin word &q..

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