Touching The Cloth

What is Touching The Cloth?

When you have to crap so bad, it feels like the turd is already touching your drawers.

"Dude, we gotta find a bathroom. I'm touching the cloth!"

Genitorture

1. of or pertaining to torture of the male genitalia James Bond had his balls genitortured at the end of Casino Royale. See balls, wtf, o..

Oese

1. a large vampire who sometimes hibernates for 7 years at a time.when awake likes to water ski and count the loaves of bread on the shelve..

Veace

1. n. the quality of being bad, of poor quality, especially of a product or of an individual's behavior. "I understand your frie..

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