Touching The Cloth

What is Touching The Cloth?

When you have to crap so bad, it feels like the turd is already touching your drawers.

"Dude, we gotta find a bathroom. I'm touching the cloth!"

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1. tr. v: To lose ones virginity to a member of the clergy. I heard that James was deshlocked back when he was in the choir...

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