Touching The Cloth

What is Touching The Cloth?

When you have to crap so bad, it feels like the turd is already touching your drawers.

"Dude, we gotta find a bathroom. I'm touching the cloth!"

Internal Erection

1. When u get so turned off by sum1 ur penis actually turns up inside ur body. Happens wen u c Bryony Hodgkinson..

Briggsy's Diversity Policy

1. Belief held by an individual belonging to several dozen minority groups that he should be treated as a superior being. Otherwise known a..

Scamphlet

1. In correct terms - Scampi Pamphlet is a fishy womans oravice. Looks like a pamphlet, Smells like Scampi. Does you have a Scamphlet?? ..

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