Touchmebleed Edit Meaning

1. A free standing turd that mysteriously stands erect out of the toilet water. Dude, I can't believe it. I stood up and there it was..

1. Arabic slang for "weed", use by french drug dealaz. "want some pure shit ? i got som bomb azz zetla for you dude" ..

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