Touchmebleed Edit Meaning

1. When you take a bowel movement and a shower in the same trip to the bathroom. "Dude, I just had the quickest dump n' wash eve..

1. Being upset and excited at the same time - most often related to babies. My son was really upcited when I put him in the swing. See up..

1. Jesus mode is the reaction (usually a sharp force that sends you in the opposite direction) experienced when one has reached the boundar..