Touchpaper

What is Touchpaper?

A pile of arse implemented by the NHS to try and make IT services more effective! Re-Named Touchcloth

The IT department is a Joke! I know lets use Touchpaper even though it doesnt work!

See touchpaper, touch cloth, helpdesk, nhs

Poobs

1. The hair that grows around the anus. Fuck! I got shit in my poobs! 2. The hair on your ass, the word stems from the word, "puebs..

Effing And Blinding

1. To let forth a torrant of obscenities and give vent to a stream of profanities. Quite simply, have a bloody good swear. In the kitchen,..

Arshmur

1. variation of Arthur; A fat boy who wears sandals, sports abnormally curly hair, likes to eat salad, give titty twisters, and has a nylo..

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