What is Touchy Tim?
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A teacher from coldwater high school who is the gayest teacher ever and sucks up to all the girls and will come up behind them and just start touching them... He basically isnt even a teacher because his class is so easy that everyone gets an A.. The only reason he teaches is so he can check out girls that are 1/3 of his age. He also looks up porn during his studyhall period...
A girl in 9th grade told touchy tim that her calves hurt. So he told her to lay on the desk while he put her legs up and even though she said no he laid her down and did it to her neway... and that is no lie.
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