What is Tounce?
1.
(toonce) the act of providing a handjob, while also double fisting their asshole, braiding their pubic hairs (into either dreads or corn rows), and cupping each testicle. Feet are usually involved in this exercise.
I got a tounce from that bitch all night long, damn my cornrowed pubic hairs look fine. And shit...my ass hurts.
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2.
The Lee Rittgarn Special. Usually charges $50 a tounce, unless you're Adam Pugsley, then it is a $1 fee.
Lee: Damn, I need to go take a piss!
Adam: Hey could you give me a handjob really quick? Better yet, why not give me a full tounce? Same price?
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