Tounce

What is Tounce?


1.

(toonce) the act of providing a handjob, while also double fisting their asshole, braiding their pubic hairs (into either dreads or corn rows), and cupping each testicle. Feet are usually involved in this exercise.

I got a tounce from that bitch all night long, damn my cornrowed pubic hairs look fine. And shit...my ass hurts.

See hand job, fisting, corn rows, hpv, hiv, aids, asshole, handjob

2.

The Lee Rittgarn Special. Usually charges $50 a tounce, unless you're Adam Pugsley, then it is a $1 fee.

Lee: Damn, I need to go take a piss!

Adam: Hey could you give me a handjob really quick? Better yet, why not give me a full tounce? Same price?

See daddy, shovel, handjob, tounce, fist, double fisting, run the train


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