Toupee

What is Toupee?

1.

A mysterious, furry mammal that resides on the heads of aging, bald men.

Should there be an accent somewhere in toupee? I think so.

2.

When you are fucking a girl from behind, grab an electric hair trimmer to remove a square inch patch on the back of her head. Once you've reached climax, bust your load onto the hairless patch and glue the hair back on.

Mike - "I got fucking shitfaced and accidentally gave my girlfriend the toupee"

Joe - "Dude I toupeed the piss out of this chick at a party the other night"

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3.

Use this word when your opponent in an argument has made a fair point!

"I hear what you're saying, but I really don't know you... do I."

"Toupee!"

See toupee, touche, wig, hairpiece

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