Toupee

What is Toupee?


1.

A mysterious, furry mammal that resides on the heads of aging, bald men.

Should there be an accent somewhere in toupee? I think so.

2.

When you are fucking a girl from behind, grab an electric hair trimmer to remove a square inch patch on the back of her head. Once you've reached climax, bust your load onto the hairless patch and glue the hair back on.

Mike - "I got fucking shitfaced and accidentally gave my girlfriend the toupee"

Joe - "Dude I toupeed the piss out of this chick at a party the other night"

See hair, blow job, sex, hair loss, the, magic show, alabama hot pocket, hot carl

3.

Use this word when your opponent in an argument has made a fair point!

"I hear what you're saying, but I really don't know you... do I."

"Toupee!"

See toupee, touche, wig, hairpiece


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