Touque

What is Touque?


1.

A Canadian must have. Most notably worn by Bob and Doug McKenzie. Canadian versions of the touque are best identified by the "pom-pom" attached to the top of the touque.

ok eh! Like it was so cold that we had to wear touques eh!

2.

a hat; skullcap; sled; toboggan; beenie; cap; ear length hat with no destinctive features, simply a bowl-shaped cloth which one wears on the head.

everytime someone says toboggan, I remind them that a toboggan is what you ride down a hill on, a touque is what you wear.

3.

An uncircumcised penis. Named for the obvious resemblance (minus the pom pom)

Nick: Whaddaya mean wierd, I though most guys still had a touque... what about you Gideon?

Gideon: Are you kidding? I'm Jewish, we're all chopped.

See tuke, circumcision, catholic, foreskin


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