What is Tour De Franzia?
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A Tour de Franzia is a variation of a Power Hour wherein the bicycler drinks a shot of Franzia every minute, on the minute, for an hour.
A Centurion of Tour de Franzia is similar, except that it goes for 100 minutes.
Tours de Franzia must be done while wearing at least a bicycle helmet. It is better if the cyclist wears bicycle gloves, pads, and riding clothes. It is also recommended that a water bottle be filled with Franzia in order to provide hydration in between shots.
"Do you want to do a Tour de Franzia to pregame?"
"No way man, a Tour de Franzia will be my endgame."
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