Tour De Wawa

What is Tour De Wawa?

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Similar to the tour de france, except without bikes and without Lance Armstrong. Also, without France. This tour is set in a Northeastern United States area, preferably Pennsylvania or New Jersey, where WaWa is located. You must travel from WaWa to WaWa, buying at least one thing at each. To be considered a full tour, you must go to at least five WaWa locations. tour de wawa is practiced mostly by bored high school students who recently got their licenses, but have no where to go.

What are we going to do tonight?

Well, I need water, cigarettes, gum, coffee and a hoagie.

Do you have the car?

Yep!

Sounds like a tour de WaWa to me!

See wawa, bored, tour de france, lance armstrong
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