Tour Of France

What is Tour Of France?


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the act of taking a French artifact (preferably a small replica of the eifel tower) and proceed to shove into an oraphis such as a vagina or sphinkter. as this takes place you place shit in your hand and engage in a mustache placing such as a sterotypical french mustache on thier upper lip. then after this takes place proceed to make your lover say "bon appitete" or "bonjour".

My girlfriend did not know much about Europe so i Decided to give her the tour of France.

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