What is Tour Tash?
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The tour tash is creature of opportunity, mainly cultured by people who have a missus who hates a tash or just nutters who want a face rug but aren't brave or stupid enough to wear one in their home town! course lets face it you look like a twat, its pretty straight forward what you do is you use the time while your on holiday to wear some ridiculous face hair!, the aim of the game is simple, start growing it as soon as you can get away with it missus wise or work wise, a good plan is to go for the full beard (which is an acceptable face rug option) then just before you go craft it into an offensive tash, keep it on for as long as you can while ure there, then if you have big balls keep it on when u get back!!! guaranteed you wont pull for the whole holiday and the locals will think ure a knob, bonus!
tour tash by ron jeremy! is a classic example only he was always on holiday
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