Tourism

What is Tourism?


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The act in which a rich, overweight, white, English speaking monolingual with a cellphonein one hand and a hamburgerin the other, who has no regard for other cultures visits another country and defecates their traditions and holy places just so they can have pictures of their fat self standing next to some famous world monument.

These fat asses usually carry around a Berlitz "Words and Phrases" pocket book of whatever language is spoken in the country they are visiting and mispronounce half the words and have absolutely no manners. They will sometimes even claim to know a country's language and history better then an actual native. This is bad for a country's nationalism. The only reason some countries allow this is because they are poor and need whatever money they can get.

Smart Hungarian: Nézd meg, look at that fat ass stuffing his face at the restaurant.

Fat Man: I know, I love Budapest, tourism is great huh? *farts*

See fat asses, capitalism, globalization, nationalism, tourists


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