Tourist Torpor

What is Tourist Torpor?


1.

(noun) The way people grind to an unbelievably slow trundle when surrounded by either too many opportunities to buy (like a shopping malls) or garish tourist attractions (like Disneyland).

"Dude, I'm sorry we're late for dinner. There was crushing tourist torpor at the mall, it took us 25 minutes just to get to the car."

See slow, people, trundle, fast, fun


73

Random Words:

1. Getting "electrocuted with static electricity" (zapped) by a nerd. I got nerzed by Billy-Bob because of the **** wool. See n..
1. A chick who fucks german man gods you allysa kalbfleisch thats right See himmel, fag, tard, chow, fart..
1. Its another name for a butthole but its one of your buddies buttholes spongebob: Patrick, Get your buddy hole off my couch!! Patrick: ..