What is Tourist Torpor?
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(noun) The way people grind to an unbelievably slow trundle when surrounded by either too many opportunities to buy (like a shopping malls) or garish tourist attractions (like Disneyland).
"Dude, I'm sorry we're late for dinner. There was crushing tourist torpor at the mall, it took us 25 minutes just to get to the car."
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A female bollock-bulge.
See also beetle-bonnet and monkey's chin
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Extends on pundling, but instead of just tearing the duct tape into smaller pieces once, it entails multiple pundling.
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