Tourist Town

What is Tourist Town?


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A town with a relatively small population that seems to grow exponentially during the summer due to tourists. Usually located close to many major places of interest - to the tourists, naturally, as the locals have seen everything of interest at least 50 million times. More often than not, these tourists keep summer homes - they're too damn wussy to survive the rest of the year there.

I hate living in a tourist town - there's always a fucking traffic jam!


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