Tourists

What is Tourists?


1.

A group of people nobody knows where comes from. Tourists love warmth, fjords, bad music, and funny hats. Tourists is people that much of the time is in another place than home. Tourists are always where they're not suppose to be.

See. Tourist. Run.

2.

People who take training classes just to get a vacation from their jobs.

We had three serious students in the class; the rest were just tourists.

See cube farm, office, training, vacation, student

3.

Tourists come in the worst form in tropical regions such as Florida, Southern California, but worst of all in the island chain of Hawaii, especially on the island of Oahu. They cause traffic jams, crowd the surf spots (and cause obstructions), and act like complete fools. often spotted with a fat wallet (easy pickins) and wearing a fake flower lei and the same aloha attire as the rest of his family.

-white tourist: "excuse me, can u point me in the direction of the "like-like" highway?"

-another white tourist: "hey look at me! *throws energetic shaka* aloooohaaaa!"

-asian tourist: "arohaaa! we love haraii!" *peace sign*

local: "go home tourists!"

See fobs, mainlanders, etc

4.

Annoying fucks who crowd the streets of Salem and make it difficult for me to do anything.They ask me for directions and ask if i can walk them to a bathroom.Once they asked a good friend of mine if they could park on her lawn.

Those tourists are crowding around the Harrisons Comic store.Lousy fucks.


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