What is Tourtits?
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Manifests similar to Tourette’s Syndrome which causes involuntary body movements and vocal outbursts, Tourtits is more specifically manifest in men who try to make it seem like they are talking to a woman, but whose eyes continually shift back to her tits. Many men are not aware that they suffer from the condition until the woman being spoken to draws it to his attention.
“I’m sorry, you seem to be incapable of keeping your eyes off my chest. Perhaps you have a case of Tourtits”.
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A disparaging term used to describe the change in behavior of an old bubble tea-buying Asian lady who suspects her daughter of being..
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Someone who stays in your basement for way too long without consent, and usually eats too much of your food.
Jake: Dude, could you brin..
