Tourtoisepenis

What is Tourtoisepenis?

The act of getting raped by a gigantic turtley animal.

Man... My mother got tourtoisepenised last night.

See turtle, rape, mother

Hooker

1. prostitute. started in the civil war When Gen.Hooker of the Union Army (the first pimp) tried to protect his troops from VD by buying th..

Attacked By A Bear

1. When a night of overly excessive drinking ends in bodily injury and/or involuntary loss of nutrition or digestive substance. Typically t..

Zentmire

1. One of your friends who always hurts his or her face when they're drunk. Dude, he is the group zentmire. See hurt, face, z, funny..

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