Tourtoisepenis Edit Meaning

1. Volume License Key, The type of key used by large businesses to avoid activation on Microsoft products. With my VLK I don't have t..

1. Used as a rebuttal when someone calls you out for pronouncing a word incorrectly. Person 1- "Gigantosaurus Rex is the coolest dino..

1. When a man takes his errect penis, and bounces it off the forehead or mouth of a woman. He gave her a velvet hammer, right before he b..