Touser Chutney

What is Touser Chutney?

When a gentleman has not 'tipped his concrete' for a long period of time. It comes up 'half mix'. Half liquid, half solid.

It had been ages since i knocked one out. At least a week!... and when it spilled over it was 'half mix'!

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