Touser Chutney

What is Touser Chutney?

When a gentleman has not 'tipped his concrete' for a long period of time. It comes up 'half mix'. Half liquid, half solid.

It had been ages since i knocked one out. At least a week!... and when it spilled over it was 'half mix'!

Upto The Hilt

1. to have ones penis completely inserted into a fanny i.e. upto the hilt of a sword here..darling..do you mind if i get it upto the hilt..

Romantic Poo

1. When the light bulb has gone in every toilet or restroom in the house you are forced to use an array of candles to light your way hence ..

Infofag

1. An internet stalker that is incapable of dealing with the female species. They start stalking/harassing said female for naked pics. The..

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