Touser Chutney

What is Touser Chutney?

When a gentleman has not 'tipped his concrete' for a long period of time. It comes up 'half mix'. Half liquid, half solid.

It had been ages since i knocked one out. At least a week!... and when it spilled over it was 'half mix'!

You're Smashed!

1. Used when telling someone they are very drunk. Can also be used if someone makes a mistake to imply that they may be drunk, or get drun..

Zigs

1. zig-zag brand rolling papers. Term sometimes used to generalize all rolling papers Are those zig's? or Pass me some zigs..

Zygotic Episode

1. Polite but meaningful phrase to convey that the couple are trying to conceive a child, particularly if the parents are crazy in love. A ..

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