Touser Chutney

What is Touser Chutney?

When a gentleman has not 'tipped his concrete' for a long period of time. It comes up 'half mix'. Half liquid, half solid.

It had been ages since i knocked one out. At least a week!... and when it spilled over it was 'half mix'!

Zagnut

1. to receive oral gratification from two people, each sucking on one testacle in a vacuous manner. Peter North received a glorious zagnut..

Oaksey

1. An Oaksey is a turquoise peen, originating from the greater Epsom area. "I got to second with him and he had a total Oaksey!"..

Tittycating

1. The action of when a girl smothers one with their breasts in an attempt to suffocate one. Usually a trait of sexually repressed fat gir..

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