Touser Chutney

What is Touser Chutney?

When a gentleman has not 'tipped his concrete' for a long period of time. It comes up 'half mix'. Half liquid, half solid.

It had been ages since i knocked one out. At least a week!... and when it spilled over it was 'half mix'!

Cherry Float

1. When you have sex with a virgin girl on a water bed. "Last night i had myself one hell of a cherry float!"..

Ringmaster Mushroom Stamp

1. when you tame a bitch with your flacid schlong, often using it in a whiplike fashion. note: this works better when you have an inverse ..

Lb Syndrome

1. Becoming a crazy mother fucker who wants to beat the fuck out of somthing or someone. Oh hes got LB Syndrome..

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