Touting Yourself Bijou

What is Touting Yourself Bijou?

1.

Inadvertently announcing the insubstantial size of your penis

Tom: "I have a 3 inch penis"

Sam: "That's massive"

John: "If you think that 3 inches is massive you must be touting yourself bijou

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