Tove

What is Tove?


1.

Mentioned in the poem Jabberwockyby Lewis Carroll, a tove is part badger, part lizard and part corkscrew. It nests under sundials and eats cheese.

Twas brillig, and the slithy toves

Did gyreand gimblein the wabe

2.

A fairly unusual Scandinavian name, unisex, although most commonly a female name. pronounced Thou-véh, has its roots in Scandinavian mythology, from the God of thunder, Thor.

-hello whats your name?

-Tove.

-huh?

- Tove.

-You're very beautiful. Are you Swedish?

- Yes.

See scandinavian, swedish, thor, god, mythology, Tove

3.

To be a boy 17 years of age drugged and raped by a doctor in a mental institution.

Bob will tove Billy.

4.

The male phallus or 'member'. A philosophical term used by philosophers and great thinkers worldwide.

Also a particularly veiny shaft.

'Aristotle, that is a mighty tove you've got there.'

See tove, love, alligator fuckhouse, rim, cock, nob, shaft, jap eye, wang

5.

To be raped, and subsequently write a gripping fable of revenge and retaliation in an attempt to not look like such a pussy on an internet chat board.

Tove was toved.

See BibleThumper


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