What is Towed?
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When you are so beyond smashed and wrecked that another term has to step in to describe your ultimate level of inebriation.
Dude, why did you piss all over my bathroom walls? Are you that wrecked?
I'm towed. You slice of shit.
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2.
having huge rims so it looks like your car is being towed
26 inches of chrome got me sittin so towed
See me in the driver's seat lookin so throwed
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