Towed

What is Towed?

When you are so beyond smashed and wrecked that another term has to step in to describe your ultimate level of inebriation.

Dude, why did you piss all over my bathroom walls? Are you that wrecked?

I'm towed. You slice of shit.

See drunk, wasted, wrecked, alcohol, booze

having huge rims so it looks like your car is being towed

26 inches of chrome got me sittin so towed

See me in the driver's seat lookin so throwed

See dubz, sittin high, Larry Hustle

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