Towel Edit Meaning

1.

A towel is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchiker can have. Partly it has great practical value. You can wrap it around you for warmth as you bound across the cold moons of Jaglan Beta; you can lie on it on the brilliant marble-sanded beaches of Santranginus V, inhaling the beady sea vapors; you can sleep under it beneath the stars which shine so redly on the desert world of Kakrafoon; use it to sail a miniraft down the slow heavy River Moth; wet it for use in hand-to-hand combat; wrap it round your head to ward off noxious fumes or avoid the Ravenouse Bugblatter Beast of Traal (a mind-bogglingly stupid animal, it assumes that if you can't see it, it can't see you--daft as a brush, but very very ravenous); you can wave your towel in emergencies as a distress signal, and of course dry yourself off with it if it still seems to be clean enough.

Often associated with hitchhikers. See hoopyand frood.

Now there's a frood who knew where his towel was.

2.

1)Towel is a slang term, which quickly became popular across the streets of Long Island, NY. The word towel is not generally used lightly, but is generally used to put someone down you have very little respect for.

2) To be a lowlife motherfucker

Popular Uses: You're a towel, No, you're a towel, What a towel

1)Jimmy was being a douche, so I slapped him in the face and called him a "towel."

2)When I found out that Jenny, that hoebag, was sleeping around on me I beat her ass down and called her a "towel."

3)My dog bit me while I was walking him by the playground. Instead of calling him a fuck in front of the small children, I called him a "towel."

See asshole, douchebag, bitch, idiot, moron, douche, ho, hoe, hoebag, slut, slutbag, whore, hobag, whorebag, gay, homo, homosexual, ass, fag, faggot, stoner, pussy, cunt, cuntrag, prick, coward, lowlife, wimp, fuck

3.

Something that you squirt your hot, sticky jizzin after you masturbate. Better than a tissue as its bigger and catches more of the sperm. Heating it up a little before hand creates an even better sensation for your penis.

Look up Fap Shortsfor similar uses.

I was wanking off after a sweaty session at the gym looking at hot women. My sweat was a great lubricant for my dick and I jizzed all over. Lucky I had a warm towel at hand to squirt it on.

See sweaty, jizz, masturbation, fap'n'nap, wanking

4.

1. Someone who rubs you the wrong way

2. Someone you hate.

3. To be someone's bitch or pussy whipped

1. Dude, that TOWEL from last night is walkin' over here.

2. I don't even wanna see that TOWEL right now.

3. Stop being a TOWEL and sand up to her.

See hated, bitch, tool, creep, master, cool, independent, loved, towelie

5.

Something to wipe or cover yo booty around.

Also hides them big ass bums and bouncy tits.

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Although better without the towel on.

Wife : Honey, have you seen my towel ? My butt is getting cold !

Husband : I like you better without the towel, heh.

Wife : Ohhh(;

Wife : -Smack-

Husband : -Pwned-

See butt, ass, buttox, lol, sex, booty

6.

A towel is a slag expression for a person that smokes a lot of weed and is pretty obvious about it (so people that secretly toke once in a while are not towels). Quite simply, a pothead.

Derived from South Park where one minor character who smokes a lot of weed is a sentient towel.

Sometimes towie is used instead.

McDonald's employee: "Man, we where just about to close down then a group of fucking towels came in and ordered 50 cheeseburgers..."

Man: "Dude, you're such a towel..."

Towel: "No, YOU'RE a towel..."

Man: "No, I am a respectable member of society with a steady job and a loving family. YOU'RE a towel."

Towel: "Oh..."

See towie, south park, pothead, weed, toking, munchies

7.

Light hearted insult; no real meaning, and used among friends

Jack: You're a towel

Rick: No, you're a towel

Jack: You're a towel!

See towel, insult