Towel Floss

What is Towel Floss?

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Using the owners towel to wipe your assafter taking a shit or sharting in the motel lobby. This is a nice follow-up to the classic Curtain Floss. Towel Floss is also handy when you drop a Tub Turd.

The next time Ron went to the Days Inn at the Columbus Fairgrounds, Bob tried to fuck him over on his motel room bill again. So he ripped the towel off of his head and used it for Towel Floss.

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