Towel Line

What is Towel Line?


1.

A single patch of hair that extends from the belly button through the crotch to the lower back. Called so for the motion of dragging a towel between ones legs in a forward-backward motion, or gesturing to do so. Common in men but also found in some women. Frowned upon when existing on females.

Tom: "I met this hot chick at the club last night! I was totally hitting on her!"

Shawn: "Dude, did you tap that shit?"

Tom: Naw, man. As soon as i got her undressed, i saw her monster of a towel line."

Shawn: "Bummer."

See pubes, pubic hair, crotch, bush, hair

2.

A single patch of hair that extends from the belly button through the crotch to the lower back. Called so for the motion of dragging a towel between ones legs in a forward-backward motion, or gesturing to do so. Common in men but also found in some women. Frowned upon when existing on females.

Tom: "I met this hot chick at the club last night! I was totally hitting on her!"

Shawn: "Dude, did you tap that shit?"

Tom: Naw, man. As soon as i got her undressed, i saw her monster of a towel line."

Shawn: "Bummer."

See bush, pubic hair, pubes, rug, jungle


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