Towel Town

What is Towel Town?

n. Towel Town. A gentlemen’s establishment where you are issued a towel in lieu of your clothing.

Ironically, the “towel” is hardly large enough to be called a wash cloth.

A bathhouse.

Its an urban legend that Mary double parked in front of Towel Town to run in for a just minute whilst the 'ole lady was passed out in the back seat.

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