What is Towelie?
1.
The ultimate guide to the wisdom of being high. Towelie is synonimous with everything about being part of the 21st century and being high - the things that he says and does hold true and close meanings to our everyday lives.
"Towelie, you're the worst character ever" - You're so not! :)
"You wanna get high" - meaning yeah life is a bummer, but we can easily forget that.
"Don't forget to bring a towel" - It's like love itself, bring a towel and everyone will love you. See also Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy.
"Oh man, I'm so high right now, I have no idea what is going on" - You're damn straight!
2.
A perpetually burned-out talking towel on South Park. Loves to smoke marijuana (even though Mr. Mackey says "Drugs are bad, mmmkay?").
No, Towelie, we do NOT want to get high!
3.
my fucking idol
i love towelie
i wanna grow up to be just like towelie
4.
A Talking Towel
Towelie says "Don't forget to bring a towel"
Towelie says "Dya wanna get High?"
5.
Second best "South Park" character. (Behind Cartman)
Towelie: "I choooose... I choose.. BOTH!"
(Popeye Theme Song)
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6.
That towel is mighty fine.
"Hey guys, wanna get high?" ~ Towelie
7.
A one night stand with a soap phobia stays at your house and cleans their asshole on your towel. Your roomie finds it, and chases you around the kitchen. You have now slept with a towelie.
"Oh my god, I think that Wally is a Towelie, check out the round shit stain i found".
"Towlie can't even clean his ass properly, I can't believe you fucked that. Next he will be handing you a hot lunch".
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