Towelism

What is Towelism?

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–noun

the philosophical system evolved by use of cock towels and fuck towels, advocating a skeeting of complete juiciness and creaminess and of noninterference with the intercourse or masturbation, in order to attain a clean, dry sheet and body in harmony with the ejaculation.

Eugene keeps a fuck towel under his bed and cock towel behind the door, there for he is a practicing Towelism

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