Towelism

What is Towelism?


1.

–noun

the philosophical system evolved by use of cock towels and fuck towels, advocating a skeeting of complete juiciness and creaminess and of noninterference with the intercourse or masturbation, in order to attain a clean, dry sheet and body in harmony with the ejaculation.

Eugene keeps a fuck towel under his bed and cock towel behind the door, there for he is a practicing Towelism

See fuck towel, towel, towelism, clean sheets, hookers and blow


53

Random Words:

1. Alternate spelling of flodge To act as if you are going to do something, then backing out at the last minute, usually with a weak excus..
1. One who demands constant innervates from druids in the popular online game World of Warcraft. See Unholytwoof Bleeding Hollow, Restitut..
1. The GM built Cavalier, Not all cavaliers are Cavaqueers, just those that are "riced out" Yo man, check out that phat leet Cav..