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when you take a shit on someone and it coils up on their chest resembling a rusty bedspring.
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A Hovis white bread in a orange bag, once accidentally called 'Hovis Easy Orange'.
What bread have we got?
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When driving slowly down a suburban street, bouncing the frontal hydraulics of your car quickly up and down, simulating driving over roa..