Town Mattress

What is Town Mattress?

Girl who sleeps with every guy she can get. Derived from the German "Dorfmatratze" (town mattress); also known as "slut" or "ho bag".

Damn I hope you wore a rubber she's a real town mattress!

Verdammt, ich hoffe du hast ein Gummi benutzt, sie ist eine Dorfmatratze!!

See cum dumpster, ho, slut, bitch, ho bag, slut bag, whore, hure

Jibberish

1. A real language that girls use to tell each other things so boys won't know what they're saying. dithagont yithagou withagish..

Zull

1. Elite. I am too Zull for you!..

Yarmulgraph

1. celebrity autographed yarmulke is the definition of yarmulgraph (and now part of a museum exhibit: please Google it, see Evening Magazin..

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