Town Mattress

What is Town Mattress?

Girl who sleeps with every guy she can get. Derived from the German "Dorfmatratze" (town mattress); also known as "slut" or "ho bag".

Damn I hope you wore a rubber she's a real town mattress!

Verdammt, ich hoffe du hast ein Gummi benutzt, sie ist eine Dorfmatratze!!

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