Town Mattress

What is Town Mattress?

Girl who sleeps with every guy she can get. Derived from the German "Dorfmatratze" (town mattress); also known as "slut" or "ho bag".

Damn I hope you wore a rubber she's a real town mattress!

Verdammt, ich hoffe du hast ein Gummi benutzt, sie ist eine Dorfmatratze!!

See cum dumpster, ho, slut, bitch, ho bag, slut bag, whore, hure

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1. A bag of douchebags. You're a douchebag! Oh yeah, well you're a douchebag bag! See douchebag, bag, douche, fag, mom, your..

W00tcake

1. An expression of extreme joy and excitement.. because! w00t = something very cool cake = tastey Subject A: Ok you can have sex with ..

Smashed Crab Face

1. To have a pudgy, rectangular face in the form of a a deep sea crustacean, 'Crab' Renee Zellweger has a smashed crab face..

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