What is Town Mattress?
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Girl who sleeps with every guy she can get. Derived from the German "Dorfmatratze" (town mattress); also known as "slut" or "ho bag".
Damn I hope you wore a rubber she's a real town mattress!
Verdammt, ich hoffe du hast ein Gummi benutzt, sie ist eine Dorfmatratze!!
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Random insult for males only.
Female counterpart is Fanny-Pokey
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Engaging in the sale of sexual favors while equipped with firearms, particularly those of the pump action variety.
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