Town Punch

What is Town Punch?

A very easy woman. So easy, it is said that every guy in town has had her.

Guy one: "I need to get laid!"

Guy two: "There is always Amanda."

Guy one: "The town punch?!? I'm not THAT desperate!"

See whore, slut, loose, easy, cumcatcher

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