What is Townsley?
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An act where the malefemale takes a hit off a blunt and blows it into a snorkel that has been inserted into a females vagina while she is sleeping soundly. To remove smoke from the vaginal cavity you must hammerfist her stomach and receive the sweetest shotgun known to man
"Hey man I pulled a Townsley on my girl last night...that bitch was pissed!!!!"
"So I was giving your mom a Townsley last night when the bitch shotgunned smoke out her ass...I must have blown in the snorkel too hard!"
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The act of walking up to a midget, punching them in the groin and screaming "I found your pot of gold!!!."
Myrna the midget w..
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Sexy, stunning, extraordinary.
Calistrisa is a sexy bitch...
