What is Towntown?
1.
Invented by clarkson who wears very nice tight jeans and sings a song whenever someone who is stereotyped as a townie walks past
The song:
"What you gonna do when they come for you? TOWNTOWN"
See
2.
type of music or style only townies have. Mainly listen to urban and dance music. ie people who wear carbrini's, rockports, burberry, trackys(tucked into socks), nike shox, wear sovs and a lot of gold. Girls usually wear their hair scraped back look.
'thats some hardcore towntown'
'hes a real towntown'
See
Random Words:
1.
To have sex with a tumescently corpulent Bar hag.
"Hey Joe, what did you do last night"
"Oh you know. I went out to a B..
1.
when a fat lesbian is getting shown how to masturbate and the other hairy lesbians are rubbing her vagina like a clock and when she moa..
