Toxic Megacolons

What is Toxic Megacolons?


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The most dominant ROTO baseball team ever assembled, without collusion, via skilled drafting, shrewd trades, and timely waiver acquisitions. The team took the lead in its 12 team league in mid-April and never looked back, finishing a dominating 20.5 points ahead of the runner-up. Its murderous batting lineup finished 1st in 5 of 6 offensive categories (R, HR, RBI, AVG, OPS) and 2nd in steals. Its dominant pitchers carried the team to 1st in ERA and WHIP, 2nd in SAVES and HOLDS, and 5th in WINS and K's. The indomitable lineup, in its optimal form, was as follows:

C: Brian McCann, ATL

1B: Albert Pujols, StL

2B: Chase Utley, PHI

3B: Aramis Ramirez, CHC

SS: Jose Reyes, NYM

OF: Lance Berkman, HOU

OF: Carlos Lee, TEX

OF: Matt Holiday, COL

UT: Troy Glaus, TOR

Bench: Hideki Matsui, NYY; Jason Varitek, BOS; Corey Patterson, BAL; Kevin Youkilis, BOS; Juan Rivera LAA

SP: Roy Halladay, TOR

SP: Andy Pettitte, HOU

SP: Jered Weaver, LAA

RP: BJ Ryan, TOR

RP: Akinori Otsuka, TEX

RP: Tom Gordon, PHI

P: Todd Jones, DET

P: Joel Zumaya, DET

P: John Lackey, LAA

Bench: Esteban Loaiza, Jon Lester, Mike Stanton

Carlos Lee was acquired in June for Pat Burrell and Ken Griffey Jr. to solidify and streamline the lineup.

Ladies and Gentlemen, the greatest ROTO team of all time!!! Wooooo!!

Man, there is no way we can compete with the Toxic Megacolons. That team is a juggernaut!

See mlb, baseball, roto


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