Toxic Shock

What is Toxic Shock?

1.

blood poisoning that happens when you leave a tampon in for too long

(from tuckermax)

Jez “Well, one time, my sister was having problems with her vagina too. Things were feeling weird, and it was that time of the month, but she wasn’t bleeding much, and she went to the gynecologist. The Ob/Gyn pulled out her tampon, but she had already had one in, and then pulled ANOTHER one out. She was walking around with three in there!”

Tucker “How did she not get toxic shock? I know if I was a girl I would worry about that constantly. Whenever I have a girlfriend I worry about it for her. Toxic shock is scary.”

See red sea, cream pie, donkey punch, jelly donut, strawberries and cream

2.

A sick nasty finishing maneuver in a new jersey backyard wrestling federation. It is a Modified Schwein into a complete shot.

DAMN! HAZARD MASHED HIM UP WITH THAT SIGNATURE TOXIC SHOCK!!

See wrestling, balls, cena, nigger, afro, lady
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