What is Toxic Turtle?
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Foul smelling faecal matter which either does not flush or will be accompanied by some form of staining of the toilet bowl. Due to their unpleasant after-effects (especially the long lasting, extremely offensive smell) toxic turtles have the effect of dissuading any person from coming too close to the toilet for a considerable amount of time. (hence the reference to "toxic").
John came over to our place on saturday. After dinner, he released a toxic turtle. Everyone was so grossed out that we could not go near the toilet for at least two hours.
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Something that costs nothing. Free. (Heard this from a former co-worker)
How much did this waffle cost?
Man, it was free ninety free!..
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The act of inserting your {balls} into a woman's {vagina} and then {ejaculating} onto her stomach.
I just gave her the alpine dip...
