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1. Similar to Murphy's Law, but relating to cheques to wit: Cheques being paid into your account (at least) twice as long to clear as..

1. To tell someone something extremely boring about your life to get them to shut up about theirs Oh yeah, i totally shut that guy up, aft..

1. A day before intercourse, have your woman eat a roll of pennies. The next day, begin intercourse when your woman feels the bowel moveme..