Toyah

What is Toyah?


1.

Cheshire slang for a strop / temper tantrum akin to that of a 5 year old.

"That girl's just stormed off to the toilets crying!"

"I know, she's chucked a Toyah"

2.

n. A MILF who used to be hot until she got a facelift, which unfortunately made her look WORSE, not better. Named after Toyah Wilcox, wife of guitarist Robert Fripp, who did this a few years ago.

I hate it when a celeb gets a facelift and goes from being naturally hot to being a Toyah.

See milf, cougar, robert fripp, facelift, hot

3.

Someone or something that eats fruit in a weird way.

"That monkey is a Toyah!"

See Pip


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