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Getting a tattoo that somehow relates to and shows your love for vampires.
Person 1- "Nice tattoo..but why fangs?"
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Accidentally standing in a piece of dog shit
Damn it! I only went out for a walk and now I've got a nasty case of fudge foot!
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The l33t3st city in Rh0de Isl4nd.
"Dude, I just drove through w00ns0ck3t?"
"a/s/l???"..