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A lard wagon manufactured by Toyota, with the driver almost exclusively always being a soccer mom, a milf or a homosexual. Also known as Toyota Land Cruiser, though a common and clever form of minor vandalism will convert the "n" in "Land" to the letter "r" so that it says "Lard", as in "Toyota Lard Cruiser".
Check out that 40 year old big fat fatty driving in her Toyota Lard Cruiser!
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