Toyota Tundra

What is Toyota Tundra?

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Japanese attempt at making a full size truck catering almost exclusively to men in big cities in Texas, Colorado, Arizona, and California who want to be macho with a pickup truck, but will only ever use the 4-wheel drive when his subdivision road is snow covered. Tundras are very seldom seen in the midwest where trucks are needed to perform actual farm duties.

Man from Phoenix: "I got a new truck"

Man from Nebraska: "Nice! a Chevy or a Ford?"

Man from Phoenix: "A Toyota Tundra"

Man from Nebraska: "Oh I thought you said you bought a truck. Well I have to go haul a trailer of corn out of the mud and pick my son up from football"

Man from Phoenix: "Ya I have to go pick my son up from soccer and meet my boyfriend for sushi"

See toyota, tundra, pickup, truck, japanese, poser
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