Toyota Tundra

What is Toyota Tundra?


1.

Japanese attempt at making a full size truck catering almost exclusively to men in big cities in Texas, Colorado, Arizona, and California who want to be macho with a pickup truck, but will only ever use the 4-wheel drive when his subdivision road is snow covered. Tundras are very seldom seen in the midwest where trucks are needed to perform actual farm duties.

Man from Phoenix: "I got a new truck"

Man from Nebraska: "Nice! a Chevy or a Ford?"

Man from Phoenix: "A Toyota Tundra"

Man from Nebraska: "Oh I thought you said you bought a truck. Well I have to go haul a trailer of corn out of the mud and pick my son up from football"

Man from Phoenix: "Ya I have to go pick my son up from soccer and meet my boyfriend for sushi"

See toyota, tundra, pickup, truck, japanese, poser


39

Random Words:

1. The elite motherfucker. Straight gangsta, everyone wants to be. You can't but love, can't help but hate, but always wish you w..
1. A local tradition in NOVA, where kids from Falls Church and JEB Stuart high schools on the night of Christmas eve eveplay drinking games..
1. (deth-chi-ken) 1 - a mooch, a sneaky one at that. 2 - someone possessing the raw talent of ninja, like showing up at a party un-seen or ..