Toyota Tundra

What is Toyota Tundra?


1.

Japanese attempt at making a full size truck catering almost exclusively to men in big cities in Texas, Colorado, Arizona, and California who want to be macho with a pickup truck, but will only ever use the 4-wheel drive when his subdivision road is snow covered. Tundras are very seldom seen in the midwest where trucks are needed to perform actual farm duties.

Man from Phoenix: "I got a new truck"

Man from Nebraska: "Nice! a Chevy or a Ford?"

Man from Phoenix: "A Toyota Tundra"

Man from Nebraska: "Oh I thought you said you bought a truck. Well I have to go haul a trailer of corn out of the mud and pick my son up from football"

Man from Phoenix: "Ya I have to go pick my son up from soccer and meet my boyfriend for sushi"

See toyota, tundra, pickup, truck, japanese, poser


39

Random Words:

1. The time when a person is having difficulty concentrating. "Wow, Bart hasn't been his usual self today. I guess his gerbil f..
1. A filler word, inserted in oral speech. Similar words include like, justand and stuff. I'm not very good at public speaking, y&apo..
1. Term used to make people pay attention to you. #1 Listen. #2 ...Yes? #1 Good. See hear me, hark, check it, word 2. LOnely and no o..