Toyota Van Edit Meaning

1.

Japanese minivan sold from mid-eighties to early ninties. Humorous in its kinkydemeanor and lack of a "name", the Toyota Van was a spectacle aheadof its time.

Funfacts about the T.V.:

Modern ancestorof the ricer

Arch nemesis of the Cadillac Escalade

Weaknesses include cold weather, rust, and compact discs

Exercise extreme cautionwhen operating crank windows and cassette tape deck

Available in any color, as long as that color is ugly

See also Shaggin Wagon

I got moist in mah special places 'cause some old Toyota Van drove by!

See pimpin', pimpmobile, van, toyota, pussy magnet, Transformer