T-pain

What is T-pain?


1.

Faheem Najm, an American Muslim hiphop singer from Tallahassee, Florida, currently signed under Konvictmusic.

T-Pain became famous with songs like "I'm in love with a Stripper", and "I'm Sprung". Between 2006 and 2007, T-Pain found himself in numerous singles and radio-hits such as "I'm N Luv", "Buy U a Drank", "Bartender", "U and Dat", "I'm a Flirt", "Outta My System", "Baby Don't Go", "Shawty", and the remix to just about every song ever.

At around the same time, R Kelly appeared in more songs than he'd ever been in before, remixes, singles, every song you can name.

T-Pain: I'm a flirt, soon as I see her walk up in the club, I'ma Party like a rock star! Right after I buy you a drank, of course. I'm in love with a stripper, but baby don't go, LETS DO THE 2-STEP!! I'm a flirt ok? Thats just how I am, I can't get girls outta my system. Whenever i'm around you I always think of you and dat booty...

Muslims aren't supposed to drink... Yet T-Pain's likes the bartender, and he's so drunk he's falling in love with strippers, partying like a rock star.

See t pain, luv, stripper, bartender, akon, don't go, r kelly, usher, singer, omarion, konvict, drink, muslim, crap, fart

2.

A popular music artist. Yes, I say "popular" because he sings on subjects that are inferior enough for mainstreamers, teenyboppers and hoodrats to relate to. Obviously according to this man's music club-hopping is the center of his life, he falls in love with women with ribald job positions (i.e. stripper) and he has a weird obsession with drinks or buying people drinks.

He is NOT R&B. He is the commercial-pop version of R&B. And anyone who think he is the best or "hot" need to die. This generation of young adults need to jump off a bridge.

Somebody KILL T-Pain. Please. Thank You.

See crap, crappy, crappiest, murder

3.

most people think of the singer but this is testicle pain caused by getting hit there..

Owwow you caused me severe T-Pain!!

See adoption

4.

An Updated Version Of Blue BallsCommonly Associated With Lap Dances

Shortened Version Of Testicular Pain.

Kid One: Yo You Been Dating That Hottie For Awhile Now You Gettin Any Yet?

Kid Two: Nope None Straight T-pain.

Kid One: That's The Worst

See hottie, blue balls, t-pain, dating, sex, lap dance

5.

That awful pain one gets when they receive a tomahawk axe in the back

Guy 1: Dude, is that a tomahawk axe stuck in your back?

Guy 2: Yeah man, i've been getting serious t-pain for days...

See t-pain, tomahawk, pain, back, arse, serious

6.

1.Titty Pain/Testical Pain

2. A Really Bad R&B Singer That uses a Program called AutoTune Because he can't sing.

3. An R&B Singer That looks like a fucking crackhead.

Danny- You Did You See Usher Sing Yesterday?

Daniel- Yeah! He was WAY better then T-pain!

(Daniel Punches Danny in the Nuts)

Danny- Fk! I got T-Pain!

(Daniel gives danny a Titty Twister)

Danny- FK! I got Even More T-Pain!

Daniel- Dude you look like ur on Crack! You Look Like T-Pain!

Danny- FUCK!

See t-pain, titty twister, crackhead, bad singer, autotune

7.

1)Testicle pain/the feeling you get when an elf knees you in the nuts with 2.538 tons of force

1)I got hit it the nuts so I have major t-pain.

See testicle, pain, r&b, singer


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