What is Tpl?
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Time Per Lay--The time per lay is an index that measures how much time one spends to get in someone else's pants. The goal being to have as low a TPL as possible. Time Per Lay becomes more important the more money you make at your job. The logic being that you could in fact spend more to get laid more, but to make sense you must not have to take as much time out of your day to get laid.
Cook: "Hey have you banged that girl you have been seeing yet?"
Pete: "No, we have already gone out on three dates too!"
Cook: "Damn dude, that is going to ruin your TPL."
Pete: "Don't remind me ass hole!!!"
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