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An old coach of mine told me that if I was ever worried that a girl I was with had STDs, to take a lemon wedge and slide it in THERE. If..
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someone who has shit hearing and does'nt remember much.
hard of hearing
(jarrod has hardyhearing)
normal hearing kid: gday mate
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An insult to be exclusively aimed at an old person's genitals
(When staring at your Grandma's weepy flange) "Yo Grapples..